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As a mighty and brilliant patriarch, comfortable in the knowledge that you have earned every bit of your life’s privilege within a just and equal global meritocracy, you may occasionally come across individuals that cause you great discomfort and inconvenience. Sometimes these individuals self-identify as feminist. Other times it’s up to you to label them. In any case, it’s on everyone’s mind: what do I say to these hysterical shrews? How can I calm them down and assist them in seeing reason? The following is a step-by-step guide that will help you help them.
Step One: Cite Essential Difference. …
Step Two: Invoke Science. …
Step Three: Demand a Definition of Feminism and if Necessary, Provide One. …
Step Four: Incite Fear. …
Step Five: Call The Shots and Talk Like She’s a Little Girl …
Step Six: Helpfully Suggest How To Be a Nicer Feminist. …
Step Seven, the Last Resort: Retreat. …

details @ Team Rainbow: “How to Talk to a Feminist”