haha, this is pure genius:<\/p>\n
strawfeminism council meets,
brings strawfeminist goals into new millenium<\/a><\/p>\n…I met with the other strawfeminists to discuss your deep uncomfort. Guess what! We\u2019ve decided to take a break from all the bra-burning, bloke-bashing, and make-up banning with which we have been obsessed to the exclusion of all else for the past 40 years. A good thing, too, because you know that enormous pink ash cloud enveloping the planet? The one resulting from the tons and tons of angrily incinerated spandex and cheap scratchy lace? Well, that cloud turned out to be the real culprit behind global warming.<\/p>\n
Also, we were starting to get complaints from the hospitals. Turns out they were getting so jammed up with the bloodied corpses of all the blokes we\u2019ve bashed that there was hardly any room left for the boob augmentation and labiaplasty cases.<\/p>\n
Oh, and you\u2019ll love this: as for the makeup, well, it\u2019s mandatory now. Why? Oh, lots of reasons. For instance, we now believe that liberation has eluded us because our skin has not been glowing or radiant enough (I won\u2019t lie to you; there\u2019s been some pretty severe undereye puffiness and a few tragically enlarged pores, too). And, sure, we\u2019re a little late to the party, but we have finally realized that in order to be taken seriously by liberal white males we must more closely resemble centerfolds. Not to mention that we just love how girly it makes us feel to have a beauty regimen! And you know what, we can no longer deny that real empowerfulness comes from participating as consumers in a $180 billion-a-year global industry that\u2019s scientifically formulated to promote women\u2019s insecurities and self-esteem issues. …<\/p>\n
Strawfeminism. It\u2019s not just for humorless feminazis who don\u2019t shave their legs anymore.<\/font>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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